What recession?

I suppose the recession of the last two years is over. I base this on the fact that Apple has sold over 1 million iPads in the first month and that it has taken me 9 days to get the one I ordered from the store. That means there's a lot of unreserved, unneeded-for-necessities money out there.

My husband wants to know what I need one for. Well, that has been the problem with them, now hasn't it? What is it for? Not a phone. Not a laptop. There have been--see the preceding paragraph--over 1 million people willing to find out. And, as of tomorrow morning, there'll be 1 million and one.

I'll let you know what I need it for. Stay tuned.