Raccoons 1, Human 0

Wish you could have seen the look on her face!

Priceless! It was priceless!

She just stood there!

Mouth open!

The trap wasn't sprung.

Door wide open, wide open!

Like your mouth! What is it, an echo?

I'm just agreeing with you!

Well, stop it! I'm trying to get our story straight!

I'm not stopping you.

I'll start again. There she stood on the steps. It was barely light.

We shoulda been in bed already.

Are you quite finished?

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Good! We didn't spring the trap--and we took the chicken parts and the yellow cup and we left the cup on the other side of the patio. And we didn't spring the trap! Don't you have anything to add?

Priceless.

Raccoons One and Two